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zis is your captain Jasim welcoming both seated and standing
bassengers on board of Syrian Airlines
We abologize for z four days delay in taking off, it was due
to bad weazer and some overtime I had to but in at z bakery baking Kaak.
zis is flight 717 to Damascus Airbort. Landing zer is not
guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in Syria. And, if luck is in
our favor, we may even be landing on your village !
Syrian Air has an excellent safety-record. In fact, our safety standards are so high, zat even terrorists are afraid to fly wiz us!
It is wiz bleasure; I announce zat, starting zis year, over 30% of our bassengers have reached zeir destination.
If our engines are too noisy for you, on bassenger request,
we can arrange to turn zem off in order to make sure you are
feeling comfortable!
We regret to inform you, zat today's in-flight movie will not be shown as we forgot to record it from z television. However, for our movie buffs, we will be flying right next to Somalia Airlines,where zeir movie will be visible from z right side of z cabin window.
zere is no smoking allowed in zis airblane. Any smoke you
see in z cabin is only z early warning system on z engines telling
us to slowdown In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as
close asbossible for z best view. If however, we go a little too close, do let
us know. Our enthusiastic co-bilot sometimes flies right through z Landmark!
Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an ubright bosition for
take-off and fasten your seat-belt. For zose of you who can't find a seat-belt, kindly fasten your own belt to z arm of your seat And, for zose of youwho can't find a seat, donot hesitate to get in touch wiz a stewardess who will exblain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase.
sanking you all for choosing Syrian Air to fly for z first and last
time,
I Wish you a nice trib,
Regards from ..
Captain Jasim
bassengers on board of Syrian Airlines
We abologize for z four days delay in taking off, it was due
to bad weazer and some overtime I had to but in at z bakery baking Kaak.
zis is flight 717 to Damascus Airbort. Landing zer is not
guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in Syria. And, if luck is in
our favor, we may even be landing on your village !
Syrian Air has an excellent safety-record. In fact, our safety standards are so high, zat even terrorists are afraid to fly wiz us!
It is wiz bleasure; I announce zat, starting zis year, over 30% of our bassengers have reached zeir destination.
If our engines are too noisy for you, on bassenger request,
we can arrange to turn zem off in order to make sure you are
feeling comfortable!
We regret to inform you, zat today's in-flight movie will not be shown as we forgot to record it from z television. However, for our movie buffs, we will be flying right next to Somalia Airlines,where zeir movie will be visible from z right side of z cabin window.
zere is no smoking allowed in zis airblane. Any smoke you
see in z cabin is only z early warning system on z engines telling
us to slowdown In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as
close asbossible for z best view. If however, we go a little too close, do let
us know. Our enthusiastic co-bilot sometimes flies right through z Landmark!
Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an ubright bosition for
take-off and fasten your seat-belt. For zose of you who can't find a seat-belt, kindly fasten your own belt to z arm of your seat And, for zose of youwho can't find a seat, donot hesitate to get in touch wiz a stewardess who will exblain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase.
sanking you all for choosing Syrian Air to fly for z first and last
time,
I Wish you a nice trib,
Regards from ..
Captain Jasim